Buffy: Hmmm... Acemdemic Probations not so funny today, huh, Giles?
Faith: I'm telling you. I don't need a new watcher. No offense lady, I just have this problem with authority figures. They end up kinda dead.
Faith: Excuse me Mary Poppins. You don't seem to be listening.
Synder: Fight it if you want. Just remeber, if you lift a finger at me, you'll have to answer to moo.
Buffy: There's something about this one that.. scares me. I need my Willow.
Faith: Rise and shine people!
Faith: What are you gonna do, B? Kill me? You become me. You're not ready for that. (Kisses Her) Yet!
Vampire: You killed him.
Cordelia: And once again the gold medal in the being wrong event goes to Xander, I'm as stupid as I look, Harris.
(From: Revelations)
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Buffy: Interesting lady. Can we kill her?
Giles: The Council might frown upon that.
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Angel: Once you put it on the glove can never be removed.
Buffy: So, no touching. Kinda like us.
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Oz: It's Willow, she's nearby.
Cordelia: What? You can smell her? She doesn't even wear perfume.
Oz: She's afraid.
Cordelia: Oh my God, is this some sort of residual werewolf thing? This is very disturbing.
Oz: I totally agree.
(From: Lover's Walk)
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Cordelia: Okay, not funny. Hey! You! Where did you put my car?
Custodian: Pardon?
Cordelia: My auto. El convertablo.
Custodian: You students aren't allowed to drive and you know it.
Cordelia: What?
Custodian: Go on now miss. You better get in before the sun sets.
(From: Lover's Walk)
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Spike: I wish I were dead.
Buffy: Well, if you close your eyes and wish real hard.
Spike: Hey, back off.
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Buffy: What are you doing for Christmas?
Willow: Being Jewish. Remember people, not everybody worships Santa
(From: Amends)
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Buffy: I like the lights.
Faith: Yeah, well, 'Tis the Season. Whatever that means.
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Buffy: Alright, ten more minutes of chanting and you guys have to go to bed.
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Buffy: Alright, I get it. You're evil. Do we have to chat about it all day?
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Cordelia: Hey! Get your grubby, custodial hands on that. That hairspray costs 45 dollars and it's imported
(From: Gingerbread)
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Xander: Ah man! It's Nazi Germany, and I've got Playboys in my locker
(From: Gingerbread)
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Xander: Excuse me? Playboys, can we turn the simpathy this way?
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Buffy: Answer to moo? Did that sentence just make some sense that I am not in on?
Synder: Mothers Oppossed to the Occult. Powerful group.
Buffy: And who came up with that lame name?
Synder: That would be the founder. I believe you call her mom.
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Giles: System interrupted? Who says you can interrupt you stupid useless fad? Yeah, I
said fad, and I'll say it again.
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Buffy: Bite Me.
(From: Helpless)
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(From: The Zeppo)
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Buffy: It's your wake-up call.
(From: Bad Girls)
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(From: Enemies)
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Faith: What are you, the narrator?
(From: Choices)
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(From: The Prom)
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